Merry Christmas

My family and I had so much fun decorating our Christmas tree. We watched the Jets VS. New york Giants. The only problem is I’m a Patriots fan. All those other teams stink.

On Christmas Eve lots of our family came over to open presents and eat lunch. My nanny bought me a football. I broke a snowglobe. My mom broke a plate a glass and another plate. She also got a ninjago guy his name is whiplash she got whiplash for my birthday. My dad and I play with the football every day. On Christmas  I got a ninjago set called the SkullTruck and a remote control car. On that day my brother broke a wheel from my car.The only guy I need now is the green ninja and Samukai.        

Most of today I spent writing on my blog. My brother is watching a show called Pair of Kings. My mom is addicted to Plants VS. Zombies. Shes been addicted sense September in fact she is playing it now.                                                                  

Today my dad took me out all day. Most of the time I was playing Mario Kart 7 and Madden NFL 12. For lunch we went to a place called Chipotle. My dad has a friend there she is the cashier. I got a soft taco with chicken, tomato, beans, guacamole and rice. After lunch we went to Monster Golf. You can win prizes by playing games. I got the high score in a basketball game. The high score was 92. I got 97. I had 200 tickets. With those tickets I got 2 goopy snakes. 1 red the other blue.You can stick them to walls like goopy hands.

Getting to know Paris (where I was born)

Waiting on the plane
We have just boarded the plane. My parents brought me here for my birthday. We are in the business lounge. That means we are lucky people. We have no windows because we are in the middle. There is a right,left, and middle. I was born in Paris. I am more excited then ever,even more then I went to China but that was awesome to.

Bonjour!

The plane is flying

It is night time. I wish my class could come with me but that would be like $5000000. Now it is dinner time. I am having beef ravioli and salad. The ravioli was good but to salty. I didn't eat the salad.


At the appartment

We are spending 2 nights at our friends parents house. I kept slipping of the bed so I moved to the couch that was much better but only 3 feet long.

Going out

Red, white and blue

There is a famous road called the Champs-Elysees. They always light that street up beautiful. Tonight they had circles and mini circles hanging on the bottom of them. It lit up any color you could imagine. They are supposed to leave it up for the whole year.

The best view in town

The ferris wheel

Paris is known for two things the city of love and the city of lights. We went on the ferris wheel and saw a bunch of things like the Eiffel tower, the church with Jesus’s thorns from the thorn crown, and the famous river that cuts Paris in half, called the Seine.

Jet lag

I always wake up at night and can;t get back to bed so I look at my iPad for the time so I know how long I have to wait. My brother snores that is why I wake up and play with iPad. I took pictures of him sleeping but he hopefully wont care.

iPad dead

My dad bought a thing that was supposed to charge our iPad. We tried it out and Paris doesn’t have 3 things sticking out it has 2 circle ones and a hole. That didn’t work out too much. We bought 1 more that worked but not for iPods.

Shopping

We bought an Eiffel tower that is bigger than usual. We have zero euros so we have to get more at a bank. Euros are worth a little more than one dollar.

The restaurant

We saw my aunt Nina at a restaurant called Angelina. They are famous for their desserts. They are in the top 3 dessert restaurants in Paris. We had a chocolate éclair and a mille-feuilles and some sandwiches.

Learning French

My dad taught me a couple of words in French like bonjour means hi and au revoir means bye and merci means thank you and last but not least, téléphone means telephone.

Inside a pyramid

Baseball

My dad and I played baseball in front of the Louvre. They have lots of gardens surrounding it so we had to play on some sort of sand or dirt. It used to be the king’s garden and he would let his friends play and walk around in it. I slipped a lot on that dirt because it is not like what we play on in our back yard.

The Museum

We saw lots of famous pictures but the most famous, #1 in the world, the Mona Lisa. I couldn’t see so I went on my dads head and got caught by a cop so I came down and I kicked someone in the face. I hope the lady was not hurt, she did not seem too mad at me. The cop brought me to the front of the crowd so I can get a better picture of the Mona Lisa.

Yum!!!

When  I was sleeping at 7:30 am my dad got like 10 pains au chocolat. I woke up the first thing I did was eat eat eat.

The cave

When my dad was little he lived in Paris in front of the Eiffel tower. There’s a old pond, sometimes they used to drain the pond and my dad would ride his bike in the pond your not supposed to do that but he was only 9. The cops used to chase them a lot through a restricted cave and saw poor people and they threw twigs and rocks at my dad and his friends. My dad took me to the pond at night and we saw a shadow in the cave. I wonder if it’s the same people who threw rocks at my dad.The we saw something huge that jumped in the pond. It was too big to be a fish but it was too small to be a person.

The hotel

We just arrived at our hotel called the hotel Keppler. It is on Kepler street. I wonder why hotel Keppler has 2 Ps and Kepler street has 1. Our room is small but nice. Have you ever seen black soap? I have in our bathroom.

Noura

We’re having brunch at a place called Noura. On the way we saw a famous TV star that my dad liked when he was young. I played my iPod most of the time until my battery died. Then I started to eat our food. It was Lebanese food.

Under the tower

Eiffel tower

At 9 pm when my mom was sleeping my dad took me and Eli to the Eiffel tower. At the top of every hour they make the Eiffel tower shine and when I say shine I mean shine.

Diep

We saw a restaurant called Diep. We saw a friend of ours, uncle Karim. He showed me a game called A Breaker. Hopefully my parents will let me get it. They have no wifi so I could not download it at the restaurant. I had dumplings, noodles and wraps. When I went to the bathroom I saw a tank of fish and lobsters. My brother fell asleep and it felt like he slept for 20 hours.

Night

Tonight I slept like an angel. While  my brother played the iPad for some reason he talks and moves in his sleep. My dad is sleeping on a couch that is 3 feet small because he snores. The only time I woke up was when my dad snored in my ear.

Hotels breakfast room

We just came down for breakfast. We had hot chocolate and lots of things they even have fruit salad and they had lots of pains au chocolat but not even half as good as the ones we buy at Ladurée.

Got to learn more French

We are at our friends house but it turns out they only speak French so I have to learn more to communicate with them. They have 2 kids Thomas and Ella. They have the biggest apartment I ever seen. Ella has a lot of dolls especially Barbies. Now we ate dinner, we had pasta and proshooto. We are playing iPad and I am playing Sonic 5 Run. They don’t have wifi so I cant get A Breaker here either.

Not understanding

Hanging out at the Louvre

My mom had a meeting so I had to stay at Thomas’s house for a long time. To think that I watched a TV show in a language I couldn’t even understand. I was born in France so I should know how to understand all these words but I don’t.

Happy Thanksgiving

I did not get to write happy Thanksgiving so happy day after Thanksgiving. We celabrate Thanksgiving today my cousins Danny and Kate are coming also my relatives but I'm most excited to see them. His favorite sport is probably Football or baseball. We are going to have some Korean stuff and turkey too. We are gona have duck gook it seems bad right but it's pretty good once you try it and almost every thing else is normal.

My cousin hits the baseball like a pro. We are both Yankees fans and you Red Sox  fans you might want to think about transfering to the Yankees side. My cousins good at 2 things baseball and football, he is good at throwing the ball and catching.

sharks

Goblin shark smiles

whale shark not so hungry

Goblin sharks were thought to be extinct. Then in the 1890's one was cought off the coast of Japan.  they are wierd but cool. Since then this strange shark has also been found in deep waters off South America, Europe, Southern Australia and Asia. Whale sharks are the largest fish ever growing up to be 40ft long and weighing to be 3 tons. Whale sharks are harmless. Whale sharks let scubadivers hang on there fin but look out for there tale it can whip you and there scaly skin. Do you want to hear a joke why did the great white cross the ocean on Christmas? To meat his friend reef shark.

A few months ago my family went to the Natural History museum. first we saw the butterflies. It was humid in the butterfly house. My  dad didn't like one part of the Natural History. We saw almost every dinosaur you could posibly think of. My little brother loves dinosaurs so much he has to wach the same show every day. My favorite part was the butterflies because you could see them - there's no glass blocking so you can touch them. after we went to the history museum we went to Petite Soo Chow. I took about 1000000000000000000000000000 pictures there. My dad took about 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pictures.

black and white

A few weeks ago we went there again.We saw my dads friend Tim Post and his family. They live in Russia, which is really far. Russia is the biggest country in the world. Tim's family and my dad and me saw almost every part of the museum. The coolest was the sea creatures and the frogs. In the middle of the sea exhibit there was a blue whale about 80 or 100 feet long maybe. In the frog exhibit, there was a tomato frog: it was exactly like a circle with legs and it was dark red. The frogs were all alive and some frogs were like a foot long, and others were teeny weeny. I took lots and lots of pics with my Ipod but I cant find it so I got something even better a ipad but I have no pics on it yet because its new!!!

If you dont have plants vs zombies get it if you dont have a ipad get both. Plants vs Zombies is basically sunflowers giving you sun and you're like the banker collecting suns to use to buy more plants to fight the zombie invasion. there are over 10 different zombies.

My mom is a scardycat!

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When she sees a bug or one is on her. A few days ago I had a barbeque a tick was on my dad he didn’t say a thing my mom is a scardycat my dad is brave. My mom is very scared of lots of lots of things even I’m braver than my mom. She is so scared. At Costco my mom found a spider on the shopping kart she screamed like this aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zachary get it off. So I flicked it. She gatherd a croud that really inbarised me.

On the day my mom got bittin I had a baseball game. I hit 3 home runs the score was 13-10 our team won! My dad is a coach for our baseball team. One day my mom and dad thought I saved my little brother from a tick I thought it was a spider but than I told my dad and he said that’s a tick. I don’t like bugs attal I only like bugs when they freek my mom out and when I get to look at them. Scaring my mom with bugs + looking at them = happy zach.

Today I saw a black widow it almost bit my dad. I don’t like my dog attal for lots of reasons

espeshily because she brings in bugs like spiders

And ticks. My little brother Eli and I are bug finders we find atleast 4 bugs a day.

Tomorrow I am spending a day at hilltop school I am spending a day there because my mom doesint  know what r.b.s is going to do in 2^nd grade.If I am going to hilltop I hope I don’t see any ticks or other bugs. I have been to hilltop before for kindergarten but than my mom found out about rbs so I had to go to rbs. I really want to go to hilltop but its more money than rbs. My little brother is going to hilltop with me if I go next year were going to ride the bus together.

A few weeks ago I went to new york city I saw my aunt nina. That was fun.

ticks ticks oh so many ticks!!!

This is not a tick

My mom found a tick on her leg today, it was trying to dig into her body. My mom freeks out when a bug is on her or she sees one. She acts like a baby, she's like Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tick tick Ant get it of. I have a play ground my mom and dad push my brother on the swing in a special spot ticks climb on them every time we go on the playground. We find ticks on  my parents, sometimes on us almost every day. Ticks are more like a spider than an insect. Have you had any ticks on you recently?

Spring is here

I just got a playground set. My brother likes the swings the most and the slide. I like to play baseball with my dad when my brother is on the swings.

Baseball + catching a hard ball = happy Zachattack!

I have a talent show. I am in it. I am singing Baby Baby Baby by Justin Bieber. There are about 45 pepole trying out. I hope I will win. There are 10 pepole in my class trying. The talent show can go out to 14-year-old kids. The winner gets a shiny gold trophy.

My friend and I made up something. It goes like this:

Jungle man Tarzan jumping from a rubber band
Broke his bone. What color is his blood?

And now I made this up:

A ninja in the barnyard - oh my!
Somebody called Go Tonight.
And I made this up.
Skunk in the barnyard - Peeeew!
Somebody did it - that's you

I wish you all a Happy Easter. My dad's mom died 2 years ago from now. I miss her.
She was 64 when she died. We have not bought any chocolate or eggs yet.

Learning about the tooth fairy

I like something called pokemons. My friend Parker Higgins has the best pokemon

in the world. So do I. His name is agent mew. Do you like pokemon? Do you have a

card that can beat agent mew I don’t think so. these are all my friends in order

1.Max 2.Parker. 3.Kyle 4.Jack 5.Johnemac 6.Dan 7.Jamie 8.sean 9.Joe 10.Joe.

I am in first grade. Do you have questions about the tooth fairy? My friend Alana

wrote a letter to the tooth fairy and she answered it. She lives in tooth vilige. She

has 6,777,845,223,145,678,574,323,164 teeth from children. She knows Santa and

the Easter bunny sometimes she has lunch with them. She is very very very very old.

She is invisible so she can go rite thruo windows. As a pet the tooth fairy has a cat

named Shiny Tooth. The tooth fairy eats crumbs when she is hungry and collecting

teeth. Her least favorite holidays are Hollowene and Easter because it will make bugs

put holes in your teeth.

 

A rare photo of the tooth fairy

The tooth fairy

One down, many more to go

I have 5 pets 2 dogs 2 frogs and 1 fish. 3 days ago I lost a tooth. I lost my tooth at school in Spanish class. Every body was crouding me.I got 20 dollers from the tooth fairy.Do you belive in the tooth fairy? The day after I lost my tooth when my mom was vacuming she found my tooth on the floor when I was at school.Today we are moving rooms like my room is in my playroom.my brothor is moving into my room.My mom is moving her office into the guestroom. The guestroom is going in my brothors room.He is still in Florida so I hope he likes it.

Big Easy

A few months ago, my dad and I went to a Harlem Globetrotters game. When my dad was driving he thought he saw the place but we were the only car there so we went to the door of the stadium it was locked.



Scooter spins



When we finally got to the right stadium, we watched the Harlem Globetrotters and the Washington Generals warm up. Most of them are bald. When we were in the stands, there was a gentleman selling Harlem Globetrotters basketballs. I bought one and I got it signed by everyone on the team after the game (except the big guy, Big Easy).

Mega dunk!

They are very good at dunking and they’re very funny. When they fouled a Washington Generals player, they pulled his pants down when he was about to shoot. And then it was payback time from the Washington Generals who pulled down the Harlem Globetrotters player’s shorts. It was the best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hammer's dunk was awesome



My bus driver’s name is Andy he is the best bus driver ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My bus is the noesyest it is like fireworks. Me and a kid named Nick are the class clowns. My teacher’s name is Mrs. Paterno. She is very very funny.

There is a kid called Joe who beats me at basketball. Last time we played he score was 10-9.

People surround me because I have something called a magic eight-ball and they always try to look in my bag to get it.

Today we talked about the recent burglaries on my bus.

That’s all for now but please tune in again next week for another fascinating blog entry from Zachattack.

My first blog

I pulled a prank on my mom on April Fools’ Day. I like to do sports. I am seven. Zero teeth fell out of my mouth. My brother likes dinosaurs. I like art. I go to Rev. Brown School. My girlfriend is also seven. She goes to the same school as me.

Sometimes, I travel with my family. Earlier this year, my parents took me to China. My favorite part of China was Windows of the World, where we rolled around a giant thing on a pond and rode a really hairy camel. The hotel we stayed in had a giant pool. We also went to Hong Kong and we saw something called the Light Show, which is buildings lit up.

Hong Kong Light Show

My brother goes to bed at the same time as me, our bedtime is around 7. He wakes up in the morning at around 6 and I wake up around 6:50. Tomorrow, my brother is going to Florida with my grandparents.



My little brother



I am scared of shots and I fall off my bike onto gravel and rocks and sharp stuff, and I don’t say a word. When I grow up I want to be a pro basketball player. Before I wanted to be a basketball player, I wanted to be a men’s bathroom cleaner. No, I’m just kidding.

There’s something that is interesting but I don’t know how it happened. I have a Wii game. Once I put the disk in the Wii player, it didn’t work. Two days later, I put that disk in again and it worked. That was today.

That’s all for now but please tune in again soon for another fascinating blog entry from Zachattack.